I don't understand people like this...

I just read this obnoxious article in The Washington Post and now I'm annoyed with myself for wasting 5 minutes of my life reading it. Seriously, I understand that some people don't want a "Big Wedding". Fine. If you want a simple, no-frills wedding, go to the courthouse and get married. Or, if you want a trashy, no-frills wedding, go Brittney-style and elope in Vegas. Just because a huge wedding industry exists, does not mean that anyone is required to have a gown, flowers, a cake, or a big reception with fancy food. And now, I will step down off my soapbox....